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5 Company's are After Me,Give Me A Salary Excuse me sir, may I talk to you?Sure, come on in. What can I do for you?Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years¡­Yes.I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have five companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work,pro- activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade. Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? Great! It's a deal! Thank you, sir!Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies were after you? oh, the electric company, gas company, water company, phone company, and the mortgage company!

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