A PARROT FOR SALEA lady walked into a pet shop demandingfor aparrot.The owner: we have 2 kinds, onerepeatseverything you say & the other thinks foritself"Lady: I think I'll like the one thatthinks foritself" The owner brought out her choice & toldher toquiz the parrot.Lady: how do I look?Parrot: like a prostitute Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!The owner: pls lady just give me amoment.....(walked to...

A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the...

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?Husband: Same as Jesus..Wife: What do you mean ??Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll also do like Mary.Husband: what do u mean ?Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."Husband: dey no born u well.