You Will Roll On The Ground After Reading This Hilarious Chat Between A Man & A Woman (Read Here)
This chat was actually created by a friend and we want to also put a smile to your face. Below is the chat between a man and a woman.
Man: My name is kizito
Woman: Well, i have no name
Man: Let me go straight to the point
Woman: Say what you have to say cause im in hurry
Man: Can we date?
Woman: Do you have a flat?
Woman: Do you have a Camry or Honda car?
Woman: How much is your salary?
Man: No salary, but I.!
Woman: No but Wat. ! You have nothing. How can I date you? Leave please before I open eyes.
Man: But I have 1 large Estate, 3 Landed Properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon.
Why do I still need to buy Camry or Honda. How can I be paid salary when actually Im the Boss.
Woman: Thats why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you 😂😂😂😂:O.
If you are the guy, BE Sincere What would be your response to the Lady?
Drop your comments.
FUN TIME!!! IF you get Married to.....(READ HERE)
If you marry the right person,everyday isValentine's Day.Marry the wrong person,everyday is boxing dayMarry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.Marry a rich person everyday isNew Year's DayMarry an immature person,everyday would seemlike Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everydaywill becomeApril Fool's Day.And if you don't get married,everyday isIndependence Day! Comment and Share to your friends
FUN TIME!!!! Some men did not know their work in their Family.....(READ HERE)
Wife= Honey can u please help me cleaning the garden?Husband=Do i look like a gardener?Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.Husband=Do i look like a carpenter?... then the husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixedHusband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourselfWife= Its not MeHusband= Who then?Wife=John Our neighbourHusband= How much did u paid him?Wife= No money, he just...
FUN TIME!!! Weed is bad o!....(READ HERE)
After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?"If you are to be John Dad what will u do..?
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