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You Will Roll On The Ground After Reading This Hilarious Chat Between A Man & A Woman (Read Here)

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This chat was actually created by a friend and we want to also put a smile to your face.



Below is the chat between a man and a woman.

Man: Hi

Woman: Hello

Man: My name is kizito

Woman: Well, i have no name

Man: Let me go straight to the point

Woman: Say what you have to say cause im in hurry

Man: Can we date?

Woman: Do you have a flat?

Man: No

Woman: Do you have a Camry or Honda car?

Man: No

Woman: How much is your salary?

Man: No salary, but I.!

Woman: No but Wat. ! You have nothing. How can I date you? Leave please before I open eyes.

Man: But I have 1 large Estate, 3 Landed Properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagon.

Why do I still need to buy Camry or Honda. How can I be paid salary when actually Im the Boss.

Woman: Thats why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚:O.

If you are the guy, BE Sincere What would be your response to the Lady?

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