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FUN TIME!!! A Parrot for sale...(READ HERE)

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A PARROT FOR SALE

A lady walked into a pet shop demandingfor aparrot.


The owner: we have 2 kinds, onerepeatseverything you say & the other thinks foritself"Lady: I think I'll like the one thatthinks foritself"

The owner brought out her choice & toldher toquiz the parrot.Lady: how do I look?Parrot: like a prostitute

Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!The owner: pls lady just give me amoment.....(walked towards the backyard with theparrot. Hedipped the parrot into a bucket full ofwater &warned the parrot, "if you are rude to thatlady one more time I will drown u in thisbucket".When the man came back to d counterhe toldthe lady now ask the parrotanything you wish and I assure u that hewill bepolite.

CONVERSATIONLADY: if I come home at. night with aman,what will u call this man?PARROT: Your husband!

LADY: Good, what if I come home withtwomen?PARROT: Your husband & your in-law.LADY: Good! Good!, what if I comehome with 3men?PARROT: Your husband, your inlaw &yourbrother!

LADY: Good! What if I comehome with 4men?PARROT: (looked back at theowner)....andsaid "pls go and drown me, I said it earlier thatthis woman is a prostitute!!!

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