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I Am In Big Trouble:

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My wife took my phone and deleted Jane's number and saved her number as Jane.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Jane. I then got an SMS from Jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to Jane. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Jane had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now". I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Eish....I'm still standing outside. And my heart has started pumping anyhow because when I left her in the house she was cutting meat inside the kitchen. Should I go inside or go to my village?