friendship is like peeing in your pants.

everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. thank u 4 being the pee in my pants,An ass, Fat ass, Tight ass, Dumb ass, Sore ass, Tired ass,Smart ass, Kiss my ass!!He met a lady while browsing. She unzipped his dotcom when downloading. Since he was virus free he slotted his floppydisk into her hotmail she screamed yahoo!Today its cool to have small cars and small computers. Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.then you my friend will be THE MAN!!T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network I only have SEX on days that begin with T: Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday. Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday.. Tevery day!When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!Friendship is like peeing in your pants.