Wife: What are your plans for Easter?Husband: Same as Jesus..Wife: What do you mean ??Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll also do like Mary.Husband: what do u mean ?Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."Husband: dey no born u well.

Alcohol! Alcohol!! Alcohol!!! Na wa o I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the night club saying this DJ go kill person o. When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing that track? I come tell am say na Yamaha sing am, the guy say Psquare, Davido and dem WizKid dey learn from dis Yamaha jam....no be small thing oo

It's very bad,I was sleeping in the church last Sunday and the usher woke me up. Immediately me woke him up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... "Please stand up" I stood up without knowing the reason and the people were clapping for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. PASTOR:- "Thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another one...