Fun Time [ How to surprise your wife in this upcoming Valentine ]
An angry wife to her husband on phone.
Wife: Where the hell are you ?
Husband: Honey, you remember that gold shop where you saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in love with it ?
Wife (relaxed) : Yes, my dear!
Husband: Remember I had no cash to buy it for you that day and I said I will buy it for you one day ?
Wife (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush) : Yes I remember my love!
Husband: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that shop!😂😅😃😜don't laugh alone, happy Sunday
FUN TIME!!! The Liars..(READ HERE)
A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the...
FUN TIME!!! Couple Discussion....(READ HERE)
Wife: What are your plans for Easter?Husband: Same as Jesus..Wife: What do you mean ??Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll also do like Mary.Husband: what do u mean ?Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."Husband: dey no born u well.
FUN TIME!!! Alcoholic dey badh o...(READ HERE)
Alcohol! Alcohol!! Alcohol!!! Na wa o I began to Fear Alcohol Since The Day I Saw My neighbour Spend The Whole Night Dancing To The Sound Of My Generator thinking that he is in the night club saying this DJ go kill person o. When I turn the generator off, he ask me who sing that track? I come tell am say na Yamaha sing am, the guy say Psquare, Davido and dem WizKid dey learn from dis Yamaha jam....no be small thing oo
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