A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree. The son quickly ran to him n said "Dad, I just won 100milliondollars. I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration."The dad said to him "Foolish boy, untie me quickly and lets go and celebrate my resurrection!.

A Preacher finished the service one morning by saying, 'Next Sunday, I am going to preach on the subject of liars. As a preparation for my sermon, I would like you all to read Mark Chapter 17.' On the following Sunday, the preacher rose to begin. Looking out at the congregation he said, 'Last week I asked you all to read Mark Chapter 17. If you have read the chapter, please raise your hand.' Nearly every hand in the congregation went up. Smiling, the...

Wife: What are your plans for Easter?Husband: Same as Jesus..Wife: What do you mean ??Husband: I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday! Wife: "That's AWESOME. if you do that, I'll also do like Mary.Husband: what do u mean ?Wife: I will show up pregnant, yet untouched by my husband."Husband: dey no born u well.