Brand new Range Rover Evoque, riding with his babe.Guy: I've been hiding a secret from u and I think u will break dis relationship if I tell u. Girl: what is it my love??Guy: I'm an SS (sickler) and HIV positive.Girl: hitting the guy on the lap, you almost scaredme! I thought you wanted to say that this Range Rover youare driving is not urs, let's go joooooor,ordinary SS and HIV? I will die with you!!

It's very bad,I was sleeping in the church last Sunday and the usher woke me up. Immediately me woke him up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... "Please stand up" I stood up without knowing the reason and the people were clapping for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. PASTOR:- "Thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another one...

A man returns a book to the library,banged it on the counter and yelled, I read this entire novel, there are too many names of people and no story at all!The Librarian looks up and responds,Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"