Wife= Honey can u please help me cleaning the garden?Husband=Do i look like a gardener?Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.Husband=Do i look like a carpenter?... then the husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixedHusband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourselfWife= Its not MeHusband= Who then?Wife=John Our neighbourHusband= How much did u paid him?Wife= No money, he just...

After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?"If you are to be John Dad what will u do..?

A man was beating his wife and the wife was screaming for help when one of their neighbours rushed in and told the husband "no no no! Baba Lucky, I am highly disappointed in you, you don't beat a woman!. what you should do is to ignore her and marry another wife". The woman immediately stopped crying and turned to her husband "Baba Lucky, don't mind this stupid man, just continue beating me.