GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me.PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast.PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off clothes and had...

It's very bad,I was sleeping in the church last Sunday and the usher woke me up. Immediately me woke him up from my sleep the next thing I heard was the pastor saying... "Please stand up" I stood up without knowing the reason and the people were clapping for me..!! Surprisingly for me I look around and I was the only one standing up ...then the next thing I heard. PASTOR:- "Thank you Jesus!!! Any other person who will give us another one...

A man returns a book to the library,banged it on the counter and yelled, I read this entire novel, there are too many names of people and no story at all!The Librarian looks up and responds,Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"