If you marry the right person,everyday isValentine's Day.Marry the wrong person,everyday is boxing dayMarry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.Marry a rich person everyday isNew Year's DayMarry an immature person,everyday would seemlike Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everydaywill becomeApril Fool's Day.And if you don't get married,everyday isIndependence Day! Comment and Share to your friends

Wife= Honey can u please help me cleaning the garden?Husband=Do i look like a gardener?Wife=Sorry Honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.Husband=Do i look like a carpenter?... then the husband walks out. After coming from where he went, he found the garden clean and the door fixedHusband=I knew my wife u can do this all by yourselfWife= Its not MeHusband= Who then?Wife=John Our neighbourHusband= How much did u paid him?Wife= No money, he just...

After John finished smoking the best grade of weed, he went home high and out of his mind. He walked in and sat in the lounge where his Dad was. He kept staring at his Dad and after a long while he asked his Dad "Excuse me, can I ask you something" Then his Dad said sure. Then John goes on to say "Your face looks very familiar sir, have we met before?"If you are to be John Dad what will u do..?