GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me.PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast.PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off clothes and had...

I went abroad and committed a crime, Policepursued me but I ran into a night club andmixed up with people.The Police told the organisers of the nightclub that a man committed a crime and raninto their club.One of the organisers asked the policewhere the man was from and the police saidfrom Nigeria.Then the man went to their power house,switched off the light and every where wasdark.He waited for some time and switched it onand I shout...

If you marry the right person,everyday isValentine's Day.Marry the wrong person,everyday is boxing dayMarry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.Marry a rich person everyday isNew Year's DayMarry an immature person,everyday would seemlike Children's Day. Marry a cheater or liar, everydaywill becomeApril Fool's Day.And if you don't get married,everyday isIndependence Day! Comment and Share to your friends