A man was beating his wife and the wife was screaming for help when one of their neighbours rushed in and told the husband "no no no! Baba Lucky, I am highly disappointed in you, you don't beat a woman!. what you should do is to ignore her and marry another wife". The woman immediately stopped crying and turned to her husband "Baba Lucky, don't mind this stupid man, just continue beating me.

A PARROT FOR SALEA lady walked into a pet shop demandingfor aparrot.The owner: we have 2 kinds, onerepeatseverything you say & the other thinks foritself"Lady: I think I'll like the one thatthinks foritself" The owner brought out her choice & toldher toquiz the parrot.Lady: how do I look?Parrot: like a prostitute Lady: I won't buy it, this parrot is rude!The owner: pls lady just give me amoment.....(walked to...

A man who was tired of life decided to commit suicide under a mango tree. The son quickly ran to him n said "Dad, I just won 100milliondollars. I promise u that ur funeral would be a big celebration."The dad said to him "Foolish boy, untie me quickly and lets go and celebrate my resurrection!.