GIRL: I have sinned; I called my boyfriend a bastard.PASTOR: So wat did he do to deserve dat? GIRL: He kissed me.PASTOR: You mean like this? The pastor kissed the girl. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Well, dats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But he touched my breast.PASTOR: U mean like this? The pastor touched her breast. GIRL: Yes!PASTOR: Thats no reason to call him a bastard. GIRL: But, he took off clothes and had...

Son: Dad, what do I give mygirlfriend as a Birthday gift?Dad : How does she look?Son: She looks sweet, pretty, fun to be with, and even tall and also fair in completion with nice hips.Dad: Give her my number.Son: Oh My GOD!!

Kofi and Joe were patients in a mental hospital. One day, Kofi accidentally fell into a pool of water and got to the bottom of it. Joe quickly jumped into the water and pulled Kofi out. The following day, the doctor called Joe to his office and said: I have good and bad news for you. Hearing what you did yesterday to save your friend, I think you are mentally sound so you should be discharged. The bad news is that your friend whom you saved has hanged him...